Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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