I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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