Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
