I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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