OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
