He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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