Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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