i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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