Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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