You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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