dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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