like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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