Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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