ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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