I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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