North Korea, Best Korea!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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