So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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