we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
