The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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