so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
