Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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