I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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