I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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