My room smells like vodka and shame
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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