this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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