i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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