yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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