My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
my liver is dry heaving
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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