I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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