Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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