it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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