There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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