HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my sisters under your porch take her home
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
we should paint friendship bongs
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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