Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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