I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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