found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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