haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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