Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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