you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
