You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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