What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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