I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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