it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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