and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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