Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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