But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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