But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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