Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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