Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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