i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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